Eat the rich and seize their soaps!
$100 soap for only $10
NO ICKY CHEMICALS ••• ONLY $10 ••• LUXURY FRAGRANCES ••• MADE IN QUEENS ••• ENDOCRINE CONSCIOUS ••• SMELLS LIKE FUN ••• VEGAN & CRUELTY FREE •••
Luxury Soap for Stylish People Who Hate Trillionaires
Fragrances that make your hands smell like your parents pay your rent
Our world-class perfumers have whipped up 5 signature scents so rich and luxurious, you’ll think you died and went to nepo baby heaven.
Hydrating formula for folks who work real jobs
AI is taking all the email jobs, so we included olive oil and aloe vera to support hands that dig ditches for a living.
No nasty chemicals that might sterilize your descendents
Big corporations love to use chemicals that kill your children. Our soap was designed to make your children smell rich enough to buy those corporations.
Ethical prices that are honestly way too low
We're spending too much money on our fragrance ingredients and now our margins are unsustainable. Seriously. We are losing money. This is a cry for help. Help.